If someone looks through a West Loop Chicago neighborhood guide, it must look like a map of the world in that old video game Tetris.  Remember Tetris?  All the blocks fell down from the sky and you kept having to switch them over and make a perfect line at the bottom of the screen.  That’s what the West Loop looks like.  There’s all these warehouses and factories that have been converted into lofts.  It looks like a neighborhood one of those FOX TV shows about young people trying to make it in the big city, despite their haunted pasts and the fact that its so hard to live your life when you’re rich and attractive.   And I just hate the people living there.  I thought Wicker Park yuppies were bad.  There are people who ride around on mopeds and you get these guys riding motorcycles while wearing khaki shorts.  KHAKI SHORTS!  There’s actually a reason bikers wear all that leather.  It’s for protection if they fall off their bike while riding it, but I suppose that’s not as important as getting to the that vegetarian dinner fundraiser for Green Peace on time.